I'm Christian, Why I Don't Go To Church

Hey guys, I don't go to church, I don't think God even wants me there, you know why?

1. We don't fit in to the suburban life-style. (Aha, no "christian harry potter fans" here.)

2. Churches are dangerous now days, as the bible states the danger in false prophets/teachers. (i.e cults, false doctrines, RELIGION, ect)

3. You can easily fake who you are in a "watered-down" Church community, outside of it, you cannot.

4. Most of the local churches are a collection of needy, emotionally unstable, and/or mentally insane people(s). With the exception of a few suburban parents who don't understand the deeper side of truth and Believing in God.

5. The other 50% of Church Communities are just "fun spot" get-togethers that feed your entertainment, collect money, and leave you with a "goody-goody" feeling and absolutely no teaching or preparation for the future at all. I can go to Great-Escape for that. -.-

6. The worst, and i mean the worst, are the churches that are actually covers for satanic covens, with half of the churches symbolism and "functions" used for practices that are actually demonic, but most of the congregation are unaware of it. (trust me, they're out there)

7. The idea of "one man, one congregation" was not even something God intended, it was invented by man, and it is often man's way of feeding his ego, by being the "main leader/pastor" of the church, and having his followers.

8. The "drunk in the holy-spirit" shaking, rattling, crying, laughing, rolling on the floor, falling over, thing, is infantile, to the max, and is not spiritual, it's physical, you do the same thing when your in a concert, when your drunk, high, or when your a hyper 5-year-old. Also, PEOPLE WHO ARE MENTALLY INSANE do that, as well. We lock them up.

9. Do to lack of understanding, ignorance, hidden bitterness, mental/emotional inbreeding, most people in the church are judgmental. Not all, but most.

Also, God is not impressed with you because you go to church every sunday, he's more concerned with how you live out the rest of the week, when you think no one is watching.

10. I've seen a lot of man-whores who have pastor licenses, this doesn't impress me, and it normally doesn't impress THEIR WIVES EITHER.

So. lesson for today, you are accountable to GOD for your actions, not man, and can live your life as a Christian, without living stereotypical, boring, half-bogus, crazy, and sometimes dangerous, "Pansy-Christian" life. As i like to call it.

Sincerely,
Person who's grown up in the church and knows what goes down.