The 5th one came out, I've always heard about it, my guy-friends would play it, my boyfriend would talk about it, and my mother would spit the words on the ground if she could. I finally decided to research GTA. Turns out, as I expected, it's not only disgusting, but it glorifies and worships being a horrible and soulless person. You take hostages, rob places, and not only do you follow through with each scene, but you manually get to come up with your own hostage-taking, bank-robbing plans, yourself. Get in touch with your creative side.(Warning, sarcasm may be toxic.)
It's a one-on-one lesson-learning game. Damn, I shouldn't have wasted my time with Leap-Frog, forget education, screw college, none of those things offer a major in Crime. However, Grand Theft Auto is like a virtual textbook on how to practice every sick, sociopathic thing you've always wanted to do, and it even puts you in first person perspective!
Great for kids, introduce your little ones to the truth behind sex appeal-they don't know about sex? This is a great educational tool. It allows your child to initiate sex between two characters-and even watch! They'll understand the anatomy of the female breasts, and know how to pick out a potential stripper from a crowd of people!
You child won't have to go to you to ask for "the talk," He'll just learn to make life-altering decisions from a few years of desensitization in GTA. It has so many redeeming qualities, yes, sadly you have to save a girl from rape, but you also get to torcher a man to get information out of him, and the game gives you many options to choose from! You can pull out his teeth, or peel off his fingernails, and never get bored of your options!
You can play one of three characters, the sociopathic rich guy, the sociopathic ghetto guy, or the sociopathic trailer-trash guy. They each have their own unique ways of being psycho, so you'll never get bored. The best part is, GTA serves as an anger substitute, you no longer need to control your anger through integrity and purity, or discipline your thoughts and actions in real life, you can just go home, flip on the tv, and virtually kill, rape, torcher, and steal from anyone that you want to imagine is your boss, (or that hot girl next door.) This allows for new and exciting moral freedoms, degradation and misogyny instead of good ol' Cowboys and Indians.
If you want to participate in the destruction of mankind and bring down an entire generation of violence induced and sexualized men and woman, then GTA is your new vitamin! Even if you avoid certain violent or sexual aspects, scenes, or scenarios in the game, at least you're still paying for, supporting, and advocating the production of it for millions of others, even children, and are indirectly supporting the depravity of those who came up with all the options offered in GTA!
Go on, get in touch with your inner psycho, buy a copy of this game, today!
If you're too mentally impaired to detect the sarcasm in this message, keep in mind I am in no way advocating the game.